Ode To GSA Minions

by

Mason G. Eckhart


How may I compare thee to a podded minion?
So silent and so blue.
Hairless, cold, and lying there,
Finally doing what they were told to do.

I trained you well; I gave you trenchcoats,
So shiny and so new.
Follow my orders and destroy Mutant X,
That’s all that you had to do.

One by one you disappointed me,
So tragic and so true.
Zapped and whacked and defeated,
Couldn’t you do what I told you to?

So I compare thee to a podded minion,
So silent and so blue.
Hairless, cold, and lying there,
Finally doing what you were told to do.

                           Lonelywalker